Ahh, that old song, 'Red Sails in the Sunset', sung by 'The Man With the Golden Voice', the immortal Burl Ives!!! Yes, you heard that right, yall.
Now an optimist would say that the boats are all half full, and naturally the pessimist would say just the opposite. Now me, and card -carrying psychopath would say, 'half full, half empty, screw 'em, sink the boats' !!! I know, you think that THAT is crazy. Well, no shit. But i say being a homicidal maniac, aint that bad a thing.
Just think, no one is gonna call you in the middle of the night, right. And nobody is going to ask you for money. Can you imagine asking Hannibal Lecter for a pay-day loan ??? the interest alone will...you get the idea.
SO, the next time you go for a boat ride, don't forget to look over your shoulder...look out the corner of your eye, because i'll be there...with ol' Burl, sharpenin' the ol' cu.. cu..cutlery !!!
p.s.i ron c. baker, sr, do here by attest that this is an original work, by my own hand. i also give permissin to A. Macaurther, and Sara G. to use this said article for their contest/competition !!! OY!!!